Hey London, leave it out!
We get it. You’re London, but please make your mind up. One day there’s a sky full of rain and the next there is more sun than you can shake a stick at. The whole world expects The Big Smoke to be cold and dreary for the Olympics, but thankfully you have given us some warm, sunny weather.
Hopefully it will stay like this in time for Beach Volleyball? I’ll be gutted if I have to watch my best sport covered in leggings and pullovers.
Oh, hello Internet. Didn’t see you there. Don’t mind London over there. He’s a bit of a sod.
We just came out with some semi-awesome new designs that made milk come out our noses.
Our new app shows off the latest ones, as they come out of our website not out of our nose. We figured that it’s easier to just hand your phone to your friend rather than trying to explain the shirt.
With the new designs you can pick up some Banksy, with that gets you a smile, or images that get you thrown out of the place you didn’t want to go to in the first place. I’m thinking of our Olympic event shirt that features Mixed Wrestling.
Buy 3 Get 1 Free
Hang on, here’s some great news if one out of ever four of your friends is a freeloader.
Buy 3 shirts and you can give the doffer a free one. That’s right, it’s back like a zombie at Mensa. Buy 3 Get 1 Free (aka B3G1F) gives you permission to get the three shirts you want plus the one that you swear you’ll wear when you find the courage. Courage not included.
That’s all I can tell you for now. Let the games begin.