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CharGrilled Blog on the move.

the dark horse — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:23:35 +0100

Hi and welcome to the final CharGrilled Blog entry on this page. A sad day I know, but the good news is we are moving to myspace.com to view our new blog visit our myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/chargrilledtshirts .

See you there.

CharGrilled and Top Gear

the dark horse — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:08:03 +0100

Everyone in the CharGrilled office loves Top Gear and like the Top Gear team we don't like speed cameras. Here is what Top Gear have had to say about them:

Which is why you can buy this cool t-shirt

But remember you can't beat the speed camera

Here at CharGrilled road safety is important just like it is on Top Gear

Remember to 'Drive it like you stole it.'

But not like Richard Hammond did when driving a cheap van

You can help support Yorkshire Air Ambulance by buying our Richard Hammond tee

All t-shirts cost £14.95 from www.chargrilled.co.uk

CharGrilled guide to pulling fit girls

the dark horse — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:22:40 +0100

Welcome to the CharGrilled Blog guide to pulling. Last week the CharGrilled Blog showed you how to get free drinks all evening. This week we are going to tell you how to make sure your evening does not end when you leave the club!

First a demonstration of what not to do

www.heretical.com/miscellx/birdpull.html has provided 10 easy steps to getting laid.

Hello, what's your name?
You've got beautiful eyes.
What clubs do you usually go to?
Can I walk you home?
Do you fancy popping into mine for a coffee?
This is the bedroom.
Honestly. The machine in the pub toilets was broke and I didn't have any change.
Could you pass me a cigarette?
Thanks for a great night.
I'll call you next week.

Let CharGrilled help you by promoting your skills and the legend of your man hood on a t-shirt

How about trying some chat up lines. Try breaking a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?" or

or just say

Because its important to remember that 'Any hole is a goal' for us lads

Except a manhole of course. So this weekend when you see a girl as hot as this

You know what to do. Pull her, shag her get the t-shirt.

Remember all t-shirts featured are available from www.chargrilled.co.uk for only £14.95

The CharGrilled guide to getting free drinks

the dark horse — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:29:24 +0100

Summer is here and we all like to have a drink to cool us down. Here is the CharGrilled Blog guide to getting free drinks this summer, so you can cut your alcohol bill and have more money to spend on our cool drinking t-shirts.

One way to get free drinks is by a proposition bet. Here are a few examples of proposition bets where the outcome will always be in your favour.

or how about this one

This one is nice and simple

Or if you're criminally minded you can just con the bar man as illustrated by the Hustle team on long suffering Eddie. To see these two great clips open these links in a new tab or window. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYEUnwi0PE and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBfqN5fZGg

So now you know how to get free drinks you can celebrate a summer of free drinking by buying some of our cool drinking t-shirts. All only £14.95 with free postage. Just click on the tee to buy.

Don't Hassle the Hoff

the dark horse — Wed, 30 May 2007 14:04:29 +0100

David Hasslehoff is a complete legend and should not be mocked as he is in this video.

David Hasselhoff Drunk Spoof - Watch more free videos

CharGrilled says Don't Hassle the Hoff !!

Only £14.95 with free shipping. Buy now

Have you had your 5 A Day?

the dark horse — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:40:16 +0100

Your Doctor may recommend that you eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day but here at CharGrilled we recommend that your meat and two veg should be serviced by 5 portions of lady a day. So after much consideration here is our dream 5 portions.

Kiera Knightley

Keeley

Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

Cheryl Tweedy

Jessica Alba

and finally Nicky Whelan (Pepper from Neighbours)

So go get the t-shirt my friends

Remember its only £14.95

CharGrilled does some good

the dark horse — Wed, 30 May 2007 10:21:08 +0100

CharGrilled did something good last week! We donated a box of end of range t-shirts to the 6th form students at Biddenham Upper School in Bedfordshire who sold them at school to raise money for the 'House of Hope Orphanage' in South Africa.

That's not our only good deed, don't forget we sell several charity t-shirts at www.chargrilled.org

CharGrilled review on T-Shirt-Alert

the dark horse — Wed, 30 May 2007 09:31:44 +0100

Australian t-shirt blog t-shirt-alert has reviewed some of our products check it out now!

Here is the start of the review to see it all visit www.t-shirt-alert.com

Hustle: The CharGrilled guide to grifting

the dark horse — Thu, 24 May 2007 10:51:03 +0100

Check out these hustlers

Have you earn't the right to wear our hustle t-shirt?

Remember never trust a grifter.

and never be taken in by a fit bird

Confidence is the key to been a grifter

So if your like Danny and the ladies can't resist this is the tee for you

Will Ferrell talks about Crouch and sexy ladies all in one video!

the dark horse — Wed, 23 May 2007 14:03:31 +0100

Check out this video from the talledega nights premier.

Shake and Bake!

Politics and Oral Sex?

the dark horse — Fri, 18 May 2007 10:59:30 +0100

Here at ChaGrilled we try and encourage interest in politics with some of our cool t-shirts such as Conservaspliffs or Gordon Brown. But a nice lady in Belgium is taking it to a whole new level. Tania Dervaux is the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium and is offering 40,000 blowjobs to make a political point.

To recieve you free blow job from this lovely lady and to find out why click here. Everyone in the chargrilled office has signed up and is looking forward to it.

And we have all got a deep throat tee for the day too.

Doggy Style

the dark horse — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:54:58 +0100

Doggy style is great and here is a video of two fit ladies giving a lesson on how to do it.

Spooning

the dark horse — Tue, 15 May 2007 15:01:22 +0100

A new addition to our collection this week was our spooning t-shirt which is only £14.95

CharGrilled have found some great illustrations of ladies spooning and trying a few other positions for you to enjoy just click here.

Crakin Crackers

the dark horse — Tue, 15 May 2007 14:43:05 +0100

This video beautifully demonstrates the point of our ‘Crackin Crackers you don’t need rhythm to get with em’ t-shirt.

The CharGrilled Science Lesson

the dark horse — Tue, 15 May 2007 13:19:30 +0100

If you take some Mentos and Diet Coke and mix them together this is the result

Which is why in celebration of this stunning scientific discovery we have produced a cool new t-shirt?

To find out why it happens click here

Can t-shirts be used as punishment?

the dark horse — Mon, 14 May 2007 13:42:59 +0100

Will Ferrell

the dark horse — Fri, 11 May 2007 11:36:16 +0100

Here at CharGrilled we just love Will Ferrell so we have two cool t shirts to go with his famous catch phrases 'I Love Lamp' and 'Shake & Bake' plus we bring you film clips!

And 'Shake and Bake'

To buy one of our cool t-shirts just click on them and you will be taken to our website. They are just £14.95 with Free Postage.

Eurovision

the dark horse — Wed, 09 May 2007 15:32:49 +0100

Eurovision

In recognition of the worst TV night of the year we have launched a new t-shirt.

Eurovision is the most bizzare evening of TV and makes Big Brother look like high brow high quality programming. The only saving grace is the legend that is Terry Wogan. Wogan’s commentary is utter genius when Wogan retires the BBC will have to drop Eurovision or move it to BBC THREE! This is why CharGrilled is paying tribute to the great man with our very own Tog meister t-shirt.

The CharGrilled tip to win: Not the UK as no one else in Europe likes us (and our songs rubbish)

For those of you whose social life is on the slow side hear is a list of the when you can watch and listen to our annual dose of European high culture:

Thursday

07.30 Wake Up to Wogan live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

09.30 Ken Bruce live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

20.00 Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final, BBC THREE

Friday

07.30 Wake Up to Wogan live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

09.30 Ken Bruce live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

Saturday

20.00 Eurovision Song Contest Final, BBC ONE, BBCi and BBC Radio 2.

P.S check out the fine lady who will be doing the presenting on Saturday night

It’s not all bad!!!

Welcome to the CharGrilled Blog

the dark horse — Tue, 01 May 2007 11:27:14 +0100

St Georges Day

the dark horse — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:39:48 +0100

Hello all to celebrate St Georges Day we have a special offer lined up details coming soon. Don't forget to visit our website regularly www.chargrilled.co.uk and for those of you who like to do some good checkout our charity t-shirts at www.chargrilled.org .

I need some help. Ive got 9 people staying the night on saturday how do you fit them all into two single beds?

Happy Easter

the dark horse — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 16:03:22 +0100

In Galaxy far far away in a small village called Wango living on Minkle-Monk farm are sat one graphic designer chick and one marketing egg head who don't know what to write in a blog.

So.....

Um........

err............

We are building a space ship to fly round the universe in search of new t-shirts that grow on trees and are everlasting, don't need to be washed or sized and come with free flambol sweets. (The flambol sweet should only be sucked never swallowed as this could result in a fatal kidney infection).

We shall also be visiting the goddess of wet t-shirt competitions Jodanuleven where we will see lots of boobies wobbling. So share the Booby love and buy the t-shirt.

Latest News

the dark horse — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:14:32 +0000

Chargrilled is continuing to grow and this week apointed a new designer as well as a new marketing assistant. We have found a couple of very cool t-shirt web sites that are well worth a look. The first is Australian www.t-shirt-alert.com the second is a US site www.hideyourarms.com . Check them out.

Land of hope and glory...

the dark horse — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:14:00 +0000

We all know the CharGrilled standard is pretty darn high, but damn, our designer has just been on fire lately.

The man in question (he wishes to remain nameless for his own protection) has been at his most visceral in the last few days, and to be quite honest, I think there’s some serious anger inside that guy.

Motivated, I rather suspect, by the various maladies going on in this glorious island…here are his latest offerings, in order of volatility…!

David Cameron may have been walking into that T-shirt, and Clint Eastwood and the SlapBass President can jointly claim some credit for Dirty Harry, but by gum, that London Drive-by shirt!!! That's gona ruffle some feathers!

Remember, all available for just £12.99 at CharGrilled.

Enjoy.

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0londondriveby&cat=56

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0dirtyharrynew&cat=56

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0conservaspliffs&cat=56

Val offers (herself) for a day only

the dark horse — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:38:17 +0000

Well, we all know what day it is tomorrow…

For all those star-kissed lovers out there, it’s a special day in each others arms that only you can describe…

For all those single people, it’s the day you wallow in self-pity. Or the day you rejoice at not being woefully under the thumb. Delete where appropriate.

It’s also the last chance for EVERYONE to take advantage of our Valentine’s Day offer, which expires tomorrow! And we don’t discriminate against couples or singletons…

15% OFF all CharGrilled products, when you quote the code VAL07 at checkout.

Remember, faint heart never won fair t-shirt.

www.chargrilled.co.uk

Conservaspliffs

the dark horse — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:44:06 +0000

Let’s be honest, CharGrilled’s latest design was inevitable.

The moment it was announced an autobiography was to reveal that David Cameron had been caught having a drag at school, it was a fait accompli…

Enough said...here's to you Dave.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6352401.stm

"Das ist Numberwang!"

the dark horse — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:34:16 +0000

While we’re on the subject of virulent TV satire, many of our UK readers will be familiar with That Mitchell and Webb Look, a (mostly) very funny sketch show by David Mitchell and Robert Webb, the two gents behind the brilliant Peep Show.

I felt some of the characters fell flat, but one of the best sketches is Numberwang, a hilarious take on the increasingly meaningless gameshows so prevalent on British TV. Bob Monkhouse, Les Dennis, Roy Walker, none of them seem immune to attack from Robert Webb’s gameshow host.

Contestants shout numbers left, right and centre, with absolutely no strategy in mind, and get rewarded for their stupidity. In this world of the cult of celebrity, that’s hardly surprising…

Well, we took our time, but CharGrilled have answered the calls. Here, after what seems an eternity, is our clothed response…click on the link below for more details.

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0thatsnumberwang&cat=22

Anyway, here's a taster of the German episode...Mitchell standing in for Webb.

Charlie Brooker returns

the dark horse — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:19:22 +0000

All those who still haven’t discovered the 21^st Century hero that is Charlie Brooker, well you're a starved bunch.

Hidden away past primetime on BBC4 (Charlie Brooker’s ScreenWipe) and in the G2 pages of The Guardian (Charlie Brooker’s ScreenBurn), the man is our nation’s last defence against X Factor and the like.

He also co-wrote the satire-fest classic that is BrassEye with the infinitely more famous Chris Morris, and also the recent cult comedy Nathan Barley, which, basically, was an attack on people like us. But it was still funny.

But like many of us, Brooker’s great strength is that he is one of us. Deep down, he loathes reality TV and all it represents, but like us, usually ends up watching it.

He also features utterly obscure stuff like this…

Anyway, don’t take my word for it, watch it tonight for yourself, BBC4, 10pm.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/brooker/0,,1280131,00.html

A pad for Will and Kate

the dark horse — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:16:07 +0000

No, it's not another tacky American comedy...but the Will and Kate show has taken another turn with the news they will have a purpose-built house built in rural Herefordshire.

Eco-friendly (who isn't these days), it looks like they're looking to decamp away from London.

I suppose it's the kind of publicity they won't mind...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/31/nwills31.xml

Any thoughts...?

A trip down Tottenham Court way...

the dark horse — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:15:27 +0000

Picture the scene...

Two directors of a T-shirt company are invited to Penthouse Magazine’s Party at the Spearmint Rhino Nightclub in the vicinity of Tottenham Court Road, London. This comes about because of the links forged between the T-shirt manufacturers and the magazine.

They indulge in the free drinks and dances provided, and watch with intent the Lapdancing Contest that unfolds on stage. They notice celebrities, including the requisite former (Celebrity) Big Brother contestant who judges the Lapdancing show.

They return home, yes, a little headstrong, but full of childish wonderment and abandon at the sights they have witnessed, and the many beautiful women they have almost touched.

Meanwhile, a lonely blogger taps away on a laptop, wondering what could be…

The things we do for our jobs...

Shipwrecked...

the dark horse — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:58:37 +0000

Shock horror!

It's official - scavenging is no longer the preserve of the pikey…

The story of the stricken vessel MSC Napoli, which has lost around 200 of its containers overboard off the Devon coast, has served to remind us that taking debris from a beach is perfectly legal (ahem, as long as you don’t conceal it or refuse to hand it over if asked).

Of course, Chargrilled were the first on the scene, well almost…

See below for our ludicrous take on the MSC Napoli episode...i went to Devon to scavenge and scavenge at Devon I did...

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0iwenttodevon&cat=56