Hi and welcome to the final CharGrilled Blog entry on this page. A sad day I know, but the good news is we are moving to myspace.com to view our new blog visit our myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/chargrilledtshirts  .

See you there.

 

 

Everyone in the CharGrilled office loves Top Gear and like the Top Gear team we don't like speed cameras. Here is what Top Gear have had to say about them:

 

Which is why you can buy this cool t-shirt

But remember you can't beat the speed camera

 

Here at CharGrilled road safety is important just like it is on Top Gear

 Remember to 'Drive it like you stole it.'

But not like Richard Hammond did when driving a cheap van

You can help support Yorkshire Air Ambulance by buying our Richard Hammond tee

All t-shirts cost £14.95 from www.chargrilled.co.uk

Welcome to the CharGrilled Blog guide to pulling. Last week the CharGrilled Blog showed you how to get free drinks all evening. This week we are going to tell you how to make sure your evening does not end when you leave the club!

 

First a demonstration of what not to do

 

www.heretical.com/miscellx/birdpull.html has provided 10 easy steps to getting laid.

1. Hello, what's your name?
2. You've got beautiful eyes.
3. What clubs do you usually go to?
4. Can I walk you home?
5. Do you fancy popping into mine for a coffee?
6. This is the bedroom.
7. Honestly. The machine in the pub toilets was broke and I didn't have any change.
8. Could you pass me a cigarette?
9. Thanks for a great night.
10. I'll call you next week.

Let CharGrilled help you by promoting your skills and the legend of your man hood on a t-shirt

 

How about trying some chat up lines. Try breaking a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?" or

 

or just say

 

Because its important to remember that 'Any hole is a goal' for us lads

Except a manhole of course.  So this weekend when you see a girl as hot as this

You know what to do. Pull her, shag her get the t-shirt.

 

Remember all t-shirts featured are available from www.chargrilled.co.uk for only £14.95

Summer is here and we all like to have a drink to cool us down.  Here is the CharGrilled Blog guide to getting free drinks this summer, so you can cut your alcohol bill and have more money to spend on our cool drinking t-shirts.

 

One way to get free drinks is by a proposition bet.  Here are a few examples of proposition bets where the outcome will always be in your favour.

 

 

 

or how about this one

This one is nice and simple

Or if you're criminally minded you can just con the bar man as illustrated by the Hustle team on long suffering Eddie. To see these two great clips open these links in a new tab or window.  www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYEUnwi0PE and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HBfqN5fZGg 

So now you know how to get free drinks you can celebrate a summer of free drinking by buying some of our cool drinking t-shirts. All only £14.95 with free postage. Just click on the tee to buy.

David Hasslehoff is a complete legend and should not be mocked as he is in this video.

David Hasselhoff Drunk Spoof - Watch more free videos

 

CharGrilled says Don't Hassle the Hoff !!

Only £14.95 with free shipping. Buy now

Your Doctor may recommend that you eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day but here at CharGrilled we recommend that your meat and two veg should be serviced by 5 portions of lady a day.  So after much consideration here is our dream 5 portions. 

 

Kiera Knightley

 

Keeley

Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

 

Cheryl Tweedy

 

Jessica Alba

 

and finally Nicky Whelan (Pepper from Neighbours)

 

 

So go get the t-shirt my friends

 

 

Remember its only £14.95

CharGrilled did something good last week! We donated a box of end of range t-shirts to the 6th form students at Biddenham Upper School in Bedfordshire who sold them at school to raise money for the 'House of Hope Orphanage' in South Africa. 

That's not our only good deed, don't forget we sell several charity t-shirts at www.chargrilled.org

Australian t-shirt blog t-shirt-alert has reviewed some of our products check it out now!

Here is the start of the review to see it all visit www.t-shirt-alert.com

Check out these hustlers

Have you earn't the right to wear our hustle t-shirt?

Remember never trust a grifter.

and never be taken in by a fit bird

Confidence is the key to been a grifter

So if your like Danny and the ladies can't resist this is the tee for you

 

Check out this video from the talledega nights premier.

 

Shake and Bake!

Here at ChaGrilled we try and encourage interest in politics with some of our cool t-shirts such as Conservaspliffs or Gordon Brown. But a nice lady in Belgium is taking it to a whole new level. Tania Dervaux is the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium and is offering 40,000 blowjobs to make a political point.

To recieve you free blow job from this lovely lady and to find out why click here. Everyone in the chargrilled office has signed up and is looking forward to it.

And we have all got a deep throat tee for the day too.

Doggy style is great and here is a video of two fit ladies giving a lesson on how to do it.

 

A new addition to our collection this week was our spooning t-shirt which is only £14.95

 

 

CharGrilled have found some great illustrations of ladies spooning and trying a few other positions for you to enjoy just click here.  

 

This video beautifully demonstrates the point of our  ‘Crackin Crackers you don’t need rhythm to get with em’ t-shirt.

If you take some Mentos and Diet Coke and mix them together this is the result

 

Which is why in celebration of this stunning scientific discovery we have produced a cool new t-shirt?

To find out why it happens click here

Here at CharGrilled we just love Will Ferrell so we have two cool t shirts to go with his famous catch phrases 'I Love Lamp' and 'Shake & Bake' plus we bring you film clips!

And 'Shake and Bake'

 

 

To buy one of our cool t-shirts just click on them and you will be taken to our website. They are just £14.95 with Free Postage.

Eurovision

 

In recognition of the worst TV night of the year we have launched a new t-shirt. 

 

 

 

Eurovision is the most bizzare evening of TV and makes Big Brother look like high brow high quality programming.  The only saving grace is the legend that is Terry Wogan. Wogan’s commentary is utter genius when Wogan retires the BBC will have to drop Eurovision or move it to BBC THREE! This is why CharGrilled is paying tribute to the great man with our very own Tog meister t-shirt.

 

 

The CharGrilled tip to win: Not the UK as no one else in Europe likes us (and our songs rubbish)

 

For those of you whose social life is on the slow side hear is a list of the when you can watch and listen to our annual dose of European high culture:

 

 

Thursday

07.30 Wake Up to Wogan live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

09.30 Ken Bruce live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

20.00 Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final, BBC THREE

 

Friday

07.30 Wake Up to Wogan live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

09.30 Ken Bruce live from Helsinki, BBC Radio 2

 

Saturday

20.00 Eurovision Song Contest Final, BBC ONE, BBCi and BBC Radio 2.

 

P.S check out the fine lady who will be doing the presenting on Saturday night

It’s not all bad!!!

Hello all to celebrate St Georges Day we have a special offer lined up details coming soon.  Don't forget to visit our website regularly www.chargrilled.co.uk and for those of you who like to do some good checkout our charity t-shirts at www.chargrilled.org . 

I need some help. Ive got 9 people staying the night on saturday how do you fit them all into two single beds?

In Galaxy far far away in a small village called Wango living on Minkle-Monk farm are sat one graphic designer chick and one marketing egg head who don't know what to write in a blog.

So.....

Um........

err............

We are building a space ship to fly round the universe in search of new t-shirts that grow on trees and are everlasting, don't need to be washed or sized  and come with free flambol sweets. (The flambol sweet should only be sucked never swallowed as this could result in a fatal kidney infection). 

We shall also be visiting the goddess of wet t-shirt competitions Jodanuleven where we will see lots of boobies wobbling. So share the Booby love and buy the t-shirt.

  

 

Chargrilled is continuing to grow and this week apointed a new designer as well as a new marketing assistant.  We have found a couple of very cool t-shirt web sites that are well worth a look.  The first is Australian www.t-shirt-alert.com  the second is a US site www.hideyourarms.com .  Check them out.

We all know the CharGrilled standard is pretty darn high, but damn, our designer has just been on fire lately.

The man in question (he wishes to remain nameless for his own protection) has been at his most visceral in the last few days, and to be quite honest, I think there’s some serious anger inside that guy.

Motivated, I rather suspect, by the various maladies going on in this glorious island…here are his latest offerings, in order of volatility…!

David Cameron may have been walking into that T-shirt, and Clint Eastwood and the SlapBass President can jointly claim some credit for Dirty Harry, but by gum, that London Drive-by shirt!!! That's gona ruffle some feathers!

 

Remember, all available for just £12.99 at CharGrilled.

Enjoy.

 

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0londondriveby&cat=56

 

 

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0dirtyharrynew&cat=56

 

 

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0conservaspliffs&cat=56

 

Well, we all know what day it is tomorrow…

For all those star-kissed lovers out there, it’s a special day in each others arms that only you can describe…

For all those single people, it’s the day you wallow in self-pity. Or the day you rejoice at not being woefully under the thumb. Delete where appropriate.

It’s also the last chance for EVERYONE to take advantage of our Valentine’s Day offer, which expires tomorrow! And we don’t discriminate against couples or singletons…

 

15% OFF all CharGrilled products, when you quote the code VAL07 at checkout.

 

Remember, faint heart never won fair t-shirt.

www.chargrilled.co.uk

 

Let’s be honest, CharGrilled’s latest design was inevitable.

The moment it was announced an autobiography was to reveal that David Cameron had been caught having a drag at school, it was a fait accompli…

Enough said...here's to you Dave.

 

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6352401.stm

 

While we’re on the subject of virulent TV satire, many of our UK readers will be familiar with That Mitchell and Webb Look, a (mostly) very funny sketch show by David Mitchell and Robert Webb, the two gents behind the brilliant Peep Show.

I felt some of the characters fell flat, but one of the best sketches is Numberwang, a hilarious take on the increasingly meaningless gameshows so prevalent on British TV. Bob Monkhouse, Les Dennis, Roy Walker, none of them seem immune to attack from Robert Webb’s gameshow host.

Contestants shout numbers left, right and centre, with absolutely no strategy in mind, and get rewarded for their stupidity. In this world of the cult of celebrity, that’s hardly surprising…

 

Well, we took our time, but CharGrilled have answered the calls. Here, after what seems an eternity, is our clothed response…click on the link below for more details.

 

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0thatsnumberwang&cat=22

 

Anyway, here's a taster of the German episode...Mitchell standing in for Webb.

 

All those who still haven’t discovered the 21^st Century hero that is Charlie Brooker, well you're a starved bunch.

Hidden away past primetime on BBC4 (Charlie Brooker’s ScreenWipe) and in the G2 pages of The Guardian (Charlie Brooker’s ScreenBurn), the man is our nation’s last defence against X Factor and the like.

He also co-wrote the satire-fest classic that is BrassEye with the infinitely more famous Chris Morris, and also the recent cult comedy Nathan Barley, which, basically, was an attack on people like us. But it was still funny.

But like many of us, Brooker’s great strength is that he is one of us. Deep down, he loathes reality TV and all it represents, but like us, usually ends up watching it.

He also features utterly obscure stuff like this…

 

Anyway, don’t take my word for it, watch it tonight for yourself, BBC4, 10pm.

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguide/brooker/0,,1280131,00.html

No, it's not another tacky American comedy...but the Will and Kate show has taken another turn with the news they will have a purpose-built house built in rural Herefordshire.

Eco-friendly (who isn't these days), it looks like they're looking to decamp away from London.

I suppose it's the kind of publicity they won't mind...

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/31/nwills31.xml

Any thoughts...?

 

Picture the scene...

Two directors of a T-shirt company are invited to Penthouse Magazine’s Party at the Spearmint Rhino Nightclub in the vicinity of Tottenham Court Road, London. This comes about because of the links forged between the T-shirt manufacturers and the magazine.

They indulge in the free drinks and dances provided, and watch with intent the Lapdancing Contest that unfolds on stage. They notice celebrities, including the requisite former (Celebrity) Big Brother contestant who judges the Lapdancing show.

They return home, yes, a little headstrong, but full of childish wonderment and abandon at the sights they have witnessed, and the many beautiful women they have almost touched.

Meanwhile, a lonely blogger taps away on a laptop, wondering what could be…

The things we do for our jobs...

Shock horror!

It's official - scavenging is no longer the preserve of the pikey…

The story of the stricken vessel MSC Napoli, which has lost around 200 of its containers overboard off the Devon coast, has served to remind us that taking debris from a beach is perfectly legal (ahem, as long as you don’t conceal it or refuse to hand it over if asked).

Of course, Chargrilled were the first on the scene, well almost…

See below for our ludicrous take on the MSC Napoli episode...i went to Devon to scavenge and scavenge at Devon I did...

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0iwenttodevon&cat=56

The notorious Antipodean sense of humour is once more in evidence with this fantastic slip-up by the Australian distributors of Coca-Cola Ltd.

However, whoever complained about it was clearly a touch more prudish!

 

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp

 

Anyone who can spot any hidden imagery (sexual or otherwise) in our own website wins a mystery prize…

With the world gunning for Jade Goody (one feels it was always going to happen sometime - someone who has become so successful solely for being stupid can't last forever untouched), we can always rely on Plymouth manager Ian Holloway for an honest, tolerant, 21st Century opinion. The man who once likened a Plymouth performance to "pulling not the best bird", offered his humble solace to the Big Brother ladies.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/6277971.stm

 

Then of course, there's this classic:

 

 

Givin' me ideas for a T-shirt...

I’ve just rediscovered this gem of a website after years apart from each other - and just like reunited lovers, we’ve returned to each other older, wiser and more experienced…

Yet somehow the simple lark of putting action pics of usually substandard footballers on a website still makes me chuckle.

To be honest, with some of these guys I though they were being a tad harsh…but then you see Peter Beardsley's look-a-like…

http://www.uglyfootballers.com/genpage.asp?DocumentID=48

 

Sometimes it occurs to me, why isn't there an online T-shirt manufacturer with that much wit...?

This ad hoc series answers those questions that all the search engines and parents were afraid to give.

How often this feature appears will depend on how successful we are at making breakthroughs...and staying off MSN...

Part 1 uncovers the mysteries of folding T-shirts. Click on the link below, we understand if you turn the sound down though...

Just in case Rocky’s return to the ring at the tender age of 59 wasn’t implausible enough, then his judgement that Americans will steal football has left people doubting if that really was a mask…

Sly took time out from the latest instalment of his cheese-strapped epic to watch Everton (why oh why?) because his friend, Robert Earl, is a club shareholder (ok, that explains it, but anyone who knew anything about Everton would politely refuse?).

The way things are, there’s probably more chance of our hero returning for a 29^th film, wherein Rocky goes back in time to defeat the combined forces of Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini, than the Yanks, Grinch-like, swiping the beautiful game from under our noses.

I’m afraid, Sly, that you boys have had your chance. Think of the countless over-the-hill greats who went across the pond for financial gain (and supposedly also the "soccer"), not to mention the fact that the US actually hosted the World Cup in 1994. If there was a chance of you nicking footie, methinks it was probably when you were organising it.

Besides, Sly, we've all seen you in goal in Escape to Victory, and no amount of swanky editing covers up your trouble dealing with the spherical ball. You may be a genius (if MENSA is anything to go by), but that's probly for the best as you’ll have to do most of the thinking - you won’t get any help from poor old Becks in that department.

Anyway, the Scousers lapped it up, as countless T-shirts boasting “Rocky is an Evertonian” appeared almost immediately outside Goodison…my next mission is to find the pictures...

 

http://www.chargrilled.co.uk/t-shirts/proddetail.asp?prod=m0rockyxvxxiivxvi&cat=22